Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Gutter Press Conference

After much pressuring and talking with Gutter's de facto legal guardian Jean Carter, we finally managed to get a chance to get words from the number one contender for the Women's Championship, Gutter. Gutter is wearing what some know as her wrestling attire. An absolutely FILTHY shirt and pair of jean shorts, as well as her trademark "Fuck You" bandana.

Reporter 1: Frank Stein with Gravedigger Magazine, how confident are you that you will win your fight against Alicia Gordon?

Gutter: Bitch ain't lasting a minuite.

Reporter 2: Kevin Hall with the Sun-Sentinel, you've been given offers from other fighters to coach you to prepare for your match. Any comments on that?

Gutter: I never needed anyone to help me. Franklin and the others are wasting their time.

Reporter 1: Frank Stein again, there has been a recent rumor that Holly Walker, who is said to be attending at ringside with OrochiGeese, has asked you to severely injure Alicia Gordon. Any truth to this?

Gutter: Who the fuck is Holly Walker?

Reporter 1: The OG-Joshi and LAWL champion, and... (remembering what happened to a reporter at a recent OrochiGeese conference) friend of Orochi-Os president OrochiGeese?

Gutter: Oh... didn't say shit to me, and even if she did, she'd be wasting her time.

Reporter 1: Why is that?

Gutter: Two reasons... one, I don't do favors for anyone. I only did this so Jean Carter'd finally shut up about it. Two, if I get the chance, I'm going to break Gordon's leg. Nobody calls me a fuckin spoiled brat.

Reporter 3: Mac A Rena with TZM.net, there's been a question on many people's minds. You compete for four promotions, and yet you apparently have only two changes of clothing and allegedy eat only fast food, not to mention your travel and lodging covered by Orochi-O's... what do you do with all that money.

Gutter: No comment.

Reporter 3: But...

Gutter: NO FUCKING COMMENT. I'm done with this shit.

Gutter storms off the stage

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